Types of People on Face Book; which one are you?
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The hyena- never really says anything but writes lols and lmfaos
Mr/ms popular- has 4999 friends for no reason
The cynic- hates their life and everything is evidenced by the sad tone in their status updates.
The liker- never says anything but always clicks the like button.
The Kalahari joker- this person tries to be funny …… but never is. Just dry Kalahari desert jokes.
The rooster- feels that it is their job to tell facebook good morning everyday.
The nag- That person who has been in boxing you for the past one year with no reply and is still persistent in complaining about how you won’t talk to him.
The copy-paste face booker a.k.a the thief- That person who is so fond of copy-pasting other peoples updates so they can look smart.
The baby show off- That person who uploads photos of his kid thinking that his kid is way more beautiful than any other baby in the world.
The arguing pro- That person who is always on people’s status updates trying to argue their way to winning as they try to prove that their argument is correct.
The beggar- That person who is always sharing his contacts and asking for loans from his or her face book friends. it’s face book, not face bank.
The vulgar pro a.k.a careless talker - That person who uploads obscene pictures and statuses that you wished you did not read.
The game freak- That person who only logs on to face book just to play games like candy crush sag and silent. They are always sending game requests to every nook and cranny.
The perfectionist- That person who always seems to spot a mistake in your post and goes ahead to judge you for what you said.
The emotional bird- That person who is always ranting on face book and updating sad statuses about how sad their lives are. So I am left wondering whether bad things only happen to them.
Your childhood friend- That person who you went to the same kindergarten with and later separated only to meat thirty years later.
The wannabe- That person who is always uploading photo shopped pictures of himself with international celebrities. Who are you trying to kid?
The face book diary writer- That person who constantly updates the whole world about how he woke up and how he put excess sugar in his tea. Like seriously? Who cares?
The face book reporter- That person who always knows what is happening in Indonesia, texas, Kenya and Somalia. In other words, he is the head reporter of breaking news.
The love bird- That person who always uploads pictures of their significant other and updates their specific love anniversaries.
The egotistical person- That person who always takes nerd and awkward looking selfies in the name of ‘modeling pictures’
The hack victim- That person who’s account gets hacked all the time and weird statuses are updated about how gay he is and all.
The show off- That person who buys a new watch or vehicle and face book just has to know. They always upload pictures of their expensive jewellery or update statuses saying how good their lives are. Here is an example. “I just got my new I phone despite the fact that the old one just had a broken screen”
The stalker- That person who goes over their ex’s face book wall to see how he or she is doing or if they are already dead. They can do this for up to ten times a day.
The face book mum- that person who is on everyone’s neck for a picture they uploaded on face book. When a teenager uploads a semi nude picture of themselves, the face book mum will be on her neck ordering her to cover those legs when it really is not their business.
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